Blample Sog: Very Funny

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June 25, 2005

Very Funny

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Courtesy of the creator of a the hilariously enlightening Lego Bible (via Asshole Roommate):

A new H-Net/Fritz media poll reveals that 96% of Americans who believe in God also believe that God has a beard. Of those people, 89% believe that God's beard is white, 2% believe God grew his beard (and therefore at some time did not have a beard), while 94% believe that God has always had a beard and has never been clean-shaven. 10% of Americans do not believe in God.