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May 02, 2005

Re: New Job

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usI now recall why I left 9-to-5 for self-employment.
  • Yell at alarm clock

  • Yell at neighbours for using all the hot water before 6-fucking-30 AM already!

  • Yell at coffee because it’s too weak/too strong

  • Yell at cat for getting in the way

  • Yell at the toast for getting burnt

  • Yell at stupid drivers who try to kill pedestrians for sport

  • Sit in office wondering why the receptionist has such terrible taste in horrible radio-friendly crap fluff music

  • Type type type talk talk talk e-mail e-mail e-mail fax fax fax

  • Sit in office wondering why the receptionist has such terrible taste in horrible radio-friendly crap fluff music

  • Yell at stupid drivers who try to kill pedestrians for sport

  • Yell at washing machine for eating money

  • Yell at single red sock that escaped the confines of the colours and took refuge in the whites, dying brand new work shirt pink (good thing I’m gay)

  • Yell at food for burning and tasting like crap

  • Go to bed
In other words, it was Monday. However, the advantage of sauntering non-chalantly though the workday while self-employed was submerged by the extreme financial instability. I’m just never satisfied.