Very Pretty

Maybe it’s the large, brown, eyes with the long, sensual lashes. Maybe it’s the intelligent, contemplative stare. Or the salt’n’pepper. Maybe it’s the full, Jean Harlow lips. Russian multi-billionaire, big business tycoon and accused fraudster and tax evader – although many say he’s actually a political prisoner – doesn’t fit into any of my usual types. But who am I to argue with irrational pleasure? I imagine eccentric yet elegant dates like the ones Baryshnikov took Carrie on in “Sex and the City”. But until then, there’s always a prison fantasy or two to indulge ...